Freedom Forces Special Crunch Squad Membership
Join the ranks. Crunch with pride.
When you enlist in the Freedom Forces Special Crunch Squad, you’re not just buying pickles — you’re joining a movement. A patriotic, brine-powered brotherhood (and sisterhood) dedicated to flavor, freedom, and crunch excellence.
🥒 Your Membership Includes
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Free Jar Every Month – 12 handcrafted jars of your choice of Freedom Pickles shipped to your door all year long.
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Exclusive Gear – Standard issue Crunch Squad shirt and hat to wear with pride.
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Official Membership Certificate – Personalized one-year enlistment papers with your name and the rank of Pickle Trooper.
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Freedom Pickles Patch – A collectible embroidered patch to show off your pickle patriotism.
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Mystery Swag Item – One surprise Freedom Pickles goodie from Uncle Sam’s secret stash.
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5% Off All Other Jars – As long as you’re enlisted, you save on every extra pickle purchase. *online sales only
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Members-Only Access – Early access to new flavors, events, and secret pickle drops.
📦 How It Works
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Enlist Today – Secure your spot in the 2025 Crunch Squad.
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Receive Your Welcome Kit – Includes your gear, patch, swag, and certificate.
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Start Crunching Monthly – Your first jar ships within 2 weeks, then one every month.
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Enjoy the Perks – Discounts, early access, and a full year of pickle glory.
💚 Why Join?
Because ordinary pickles just don’t cut it.
This is small-batch, veteran-owned, freedom-fueled flavor — handcrafted for patriots who believe in the power of the crunch.
💬 FAQs
When does my membership start?
Your enlistment begins immediately and lasts 12 months.
Can I gift a membership?
Absolutely! Select “Gift Membership” at checkout to share the flavor of freedom.
Is shipping included?
Yes — free shipping anywhere in the USA (including APO/FPO).
🧑✈️ Limited Enrollment
Only 250 spots available for the 2025 class of Pickle Troopers.
Join today, support small-batch freedom, and become part of the crunch heard ‘round the world.
